Terri, do you want some sausage???

Isn't It Ironic?

Dontchathink?

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050329/ap_on_re_eu/pope_27

Report: Pope May Return to Italy Hospital
52 minutes ago Europe - AP

VATICAN CITY - Pope John Paul II may have to return to the hospital to have a feeding tube inserted, an Italian news agency reported Tuesday. It stressed that no decision had been ma

Rogers, you missed the funny!

I don't know what it is. Maybe Rogers hasn't seen the Durrr Blog. Or maybe he missed the Easter Video. However, I think the Durrr Blog is MUCH FUNNIER than the live journal that made CSTOD!

The best part about Terri's Live Journal is this avatar:



Seems Michael Schiavo is jumping on the journaling bandwagon:

http://dieterri.blogspot.com/

You can hear Terri do a duet with Ray Charles here:

http://216.182.24.122/terri_n_ray.mp3

The Terri Collection

This is a compendium of my favorite Terri related sites and jokes.

First, I want to include a poem I wrote dedicated to Terri - sung to the tune of American Pie:

Bye, bye Ms VegeTERRIan pie
They yanked out your feeding tube and soon you'll be dry
And the good ol' boys are fighting hard for your life
Singing this could be the day that you die
This could be the day that you die...

Did you write the book of tards
And do you have faith in brains of lard
If the Bible tells you so
Do you believe in the right to die
To slowly pass in the blink of an eye
Or to let the supreme court supply
a reason yet to keep you here, alliiiivee
Well I know they say you're PSV
But I saw you smiling back at me
You said no words to me
But that's okay you see
I was lonely and horny, a tad
With a fetish for veggie salad
but I knew that I was out of luck
Cause Veggies cannot fuck!

I started singin'

Bye, bye Ms VegeTERRIan pie
They yanked out your feeding tube and now you are dry
And the good ol' boys are fighting hard for your life
Singing this could be the day that you die
This could be the day that you die...

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Now, some links....

Terri has a blog!

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com

Terri's Easter Video:

http://www.pro-state-skate.com/terrieaster.html

Some Terri Backgrounds for your PC:

http://terryinhere.ytmnd.com

Get a Terri Tshirt:

http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=464

Great Terri Cartoon:

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war45.html

A Terri Image:



And, Finally, some Terri Jokes!

What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a cell phone?
When the cell phone is dead you can plug it in again.

What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and a Chia Pet?
Nobody gets upset if you stop watering the Chia Pet.

What's Terri's favorite cereal?
Life with no milk. Just dry.

What do Terri Schiavo and Pam Anderson have in common?
98% of the time they are both lying down with their mouths open.

How does Terri Schiavo use the bathroom?
Depends.

Why isn't Terry Schaivo watching all of her recent news coverage?
Her tube has been unplugged.

What's the difference between Terri Schiavo and Ted Williams?
Ted Williams is in the frozen section.

What do you call Terri in a pool?
Vegetable Soup.

Well, get comfy, let me put out some chairs...

I think we may be here awhile. Looks like Rogers website is suffering from the ever popular "Tsunami Effect" thanks to a recent CSOTD entry that links back to a post he made on the message board.

I liked Ops' suggestion last night to redirect the entry to Cates' Troll/Faq.

I hope Rogers fixes it soon. I have no work to do this week.

For now, feel free to make comments here. As always, The Morning Oats is hot and toasty when you need it most...