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Monday, December 13

Haiku

This wasn't really a submission, but part of an email conversation regarding today's Horsey-ness. I admit Horse, I believed you at first. But like I said, the BS meter was slowly moving up as the day progressed. You are the master bullshitter, Horse, I'll give you that.

I hope the creator of this haiku doesn't mind that I am using it here:

Oh horsonovich
ass matter flows from your lips
crap spew master boy!

This one is from Captain Asshat:

Thread is horse-shit, says
creator; Cruelites again
say "Horse is virgin."

posted by Horsie Master at 4:42 PM

2 Comments:

  • Smitty, it was big of you to come out with that here on your own blog, and I commend you. I'm getting all misty here over it. You took it well. Thanks and warm golden, nurturing Horsey Love back atcha!

    --H

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:53 AM  

  • I still think you are a virgin, Horse.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:59 AM  

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