Cantankerous, malodorous, prodigous...These are a few of my favorite things
Anyone ever get the feeling Horse likes words that end in "ous"?? It also seems these words can be easily interchanged as adjectives describing his steaming shitpiles of poo (or posts, you decide). I would also like to note that "The Morning Oats" now holds the #3 spot in search results on google.com. What is most disturbing is that this site is being beat out by one named "horseonovich.isgay.com". Nice. Thanks to all the loyal readers and submitters. Without you, this blog would just be a festering, cantankerous, malodorous, steaming pile of horse shit. Oh, wait... This is a long one, folks. I would just like to state for the record that the submitter, or, "he/she that shall not be named" obviously has no life to have taken the time this morning to compile this.
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Oh, and pay no mind to Lechero. He's just a moaning old former crueller in his death throes. He occasionally slouches back on here to bemoan me, the cantankerous poor old fellah. It's a Titans to Gods transition. His time here is done, he just can't admit it to himself.
Oh, and pay no mind to Lechero. He's just a moaning old former crueller in his death throes. He occasionally slouches back on here to bemoan me, the cantankerous poor old fellah. It's a Titans to Gods transition. His time here is done, he just can't admit it to himself.
I want you to know right here and now, that this old "hippy" (nods to joe sixpack) loves all you festering fucking cantankerous cunts. If you were here, hell, I'd go out and buy us a case of beer. Seeya in the funny papizz....
Why, that's no compliment at all, you cantankerous old sphincter. That's just treading water on your monitor screen while you think of other things to say to somehow "cover" your prune-ass while you think up more ways to take swipes. Who did you think you fooled with that garbage? Where did you learn to write (not punctuate, not criticize, but *actually write*)? Texas? Carolina? Balls.
Not bad, not bad at all. Let me be the first of our humble lot to welcome you here, you festering cantankerous cunt. We hope you will enjoy your stay. Now go fuck yourself, Atomonovich. yeeHee!
Hey Zookie, I thought you and I were going to keep peace? Guess not. You did it. Remember that, you festering cantankerous fat, pimple-faced cunt pustule.
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Oh, and you might let ol' Stinkycunt know, since she is not talking to me, that she is going to be targeted next for saturation flaming if she doesn't just shut all her malodorous orifices up and stay the fuck out of my affairs. Fnord, too. But her more.
Anyway, if I think hard on that particular moment when I'm on the pot --any pot, anywhere, regardless of what I ate-- I find I'm able to drop a heavy malodorous fudge payload with total abandon.
Tamarocker, you malodorous little pustuled cunt, why don't you shove a Sonicare toothbrush up your ass, only with krazy glue instead of toothpaste, and then let those tiny scrubbing brushes do their job?
By now Rush is starting to really FEEL it. No doubt he's having chills; runny nose, crawly skin, and abdominal pain. Before the hour is up there will be explosive diarrhea episodes that will, over the course of the next few days, leave his anus feeling raw and very sensitive. There will be a decided malodorous fecdal stench throughout his room, and on his clothes, his hair, his nails.
Add a third method to my list of constipation remedies. After reviewing that link, and hearing the music, I was able to evacuate a wonderful, steamy, fecund and malodorous pile of pale green man-mud.
.....and I'd lay bets that, beneath that poor hygiene, the hooked nose, way-yy to much malodorous body hair and poorly trimmed, yellowing nails, you're a sweetheart deep down inside, too, Shy.
Folks: take a good "scratch" on any of George's longer posts, and "sniff" the wafting malodorous scents of the derivative, the trite, and the boring. Oh...oh yes! --And while you're at it, folks, you'll find plenty of grammar and punctuation problems in her own material.
I take a steamy, hot green, alfalf-laces malodorous shit on this thread and walk on.
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Yes, but isn't it true that the sources could also be geological and naturally occurring with regards to Denver (not to mention other locations)? Add to that the fact that most nuclear power plants are just better at containment than Mother Nature is. "She's" just not quite as prodigious.
This is all one post:
Thank you. And once again: most nuclear power plants are just better at containment than Mother Nature is. "She's" just not quite as prodigious....
Again, Mother Nature is not nearly as prodigious in large concentrations. Chernobyl comes immediately to mind as containment lost. Apparently they are not living for generations --or are suffering horribly.
I think the concern here is over misreporting of the true chemical makeup and nature of the airborne particulates, spewed forth prodigiously for WEEKS after the attack.
Nope, old feller, you're going to have to wait. When I take that dump, it shall be prodigious. But we're on my time now, babycakes. I've earned it. Your never-ending tirades and haranguings against me have earned me that right. Continue to stew for just a bit longer, please. Oh, and thanks for listening. I find your continued responses to be ..... interesting.
Secondly, it made for some very funny posts, including some old links, a few good one-liners (even by Lechero --and it seemed to inspire him to make a prodigious "dump" of topic posts the like of which I've never seen from him).
---Metaphorically speaking, of course, since I actually DO shit on my country daily and prodigiously, thank God, as do you, Zookie, and as do we all. Fiber helps. Oh, and very soon now we'll all be eating each other's shit ---apparently they're allowing sewage for fertilizer on our farm crops. Something about it in the news the other day.
I think you're dreaming, Vox. I hardly respond to you at all. The most prodigious responses have only been recently, in which I reveal your true paternity, and that I've been fucking the corpse of your dead crack-whore of a mother. This upset you. But what can I say ....son?
I'm sure I'll think of something.
Meanwhile, hope your Chunk Noodle Thanksgiving is......prodigious....
You made a big mistake actually admitting that, Dirtbag. NEVER, EVER do that. What you said is my bread. It is my butter. It is my fine wine. It nourishes me, calms me, makes me burp, fart and shit with contentment. Knowing that I am a thorn in your side, I shall sleep more soundly, awaken refreshed, shit some more, and prodigiously. You've made my week --nay!-- my entire month!
Perhaps if you find it in your hearts, you'll look kindly upon Ol' Horsey ... maybe even smile knowingly to yourselves and shake your heads in that seemingly limitless gentle affection and tolerance that I've come to know you all for. I sometimes buck, it's true, and when I see a snake, yes, I do rear up and thrust out my hooves with my mane flaring in the wind.... And of course, sometimes, when you walk behind me, I take a prodigious dump right in your path with nary a break in my trot.
boogra:
I shit prodigiously on your words. How fucking dare you call anything James has said (or that I say) "anti-American". Those "cocksucking Arab raghead bastards", and most particularly, the "cocksucking Arab raghead bastard" with his son, had NOTHING, zip, nada to do with 9-11.
And my "gifts" should one chose to imbibe them, are prodigious (not to mention fruitful and multipliable)
You're revising history, Lil. Who's the Republican? I have attacked the Jew from day one, MONTHS ago, and you damned well know it. What's with you, Lilster? Before Roger even returned to her formerly (as Smitty) prodigious posting habits, I was always riding the Jew's ass.
I shun and shit on rules here. Prodigiously.
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If you actually read through this whole post, you deserve a Special Treat.
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Oh, and pay no mind to Lechero. He's just a moaning old former crueller in his death throes. He occasionally slouches back on here to bemoan me, the cantankerous poor old fellah. It's a Titans to Gods transition. His time here is done, he just can't admit it to himself.
Oh, and pay no mind to Lechero. He's just a moaning old former crueller in his death throes. He occasionally slouches back on here to bemoan me, the cantankerous poor old fellah. It's a Titans to Gods transition. His time here is done, he just can't admit it to himself.
I want you to know right here and now, that this old "hippy" (nods to joe sixpack) loves all you festering fucking cantankerous cunts. If you were here, hell, I'd go out and buy us a case of beer. Seeya in the funny papizz....
Why, that's no compliment at all, you cantankerous old sphincter. That's just treading water on your monitor screen while you think of other things to say to somehow "cover" your prune-ass while you think up more ways to take swipes. Who did you think you fooled with that garbage? Where did you learn to write (not punctuate, not criticize, but *actually write*)? Texas? Carolina? Balls.
Not bad, not bad at all. Let me be the first of our humble lot to welcome you here, you festering cantankerous cunt. We hope you will enjoy your stay. Now go fuck yourself, Atomonovich. yeeHee!
Hey Zookie, I thought you and I were going to keep peace? Guess not. You did it. Remember that, you festering cantankerous fat, pimple-faced cunt pustule.
--------
Oh, and you might let ol' Stinkycunt know, since she is not talking to me, that she is going to be targeted next for saturation flaming if she doesn't just shut all her malodorous orifices up and stay the fuck out of my affairs. Fnord, too. But her more.
Anyway, if I think hard on that particular moment when I'm on the pot --any pot, anywhere, regardless of what I ate-- I find I'm able to drop a heavy malodorous fudge payload with total abandon.
Tamarocker, you malodorous little pustuled cunt, why don't you shove a Sonicare toothbrush up your ass, only with krazy glue instead of toothpaste, and then let those tiny scrubbing brushes do their job?
By now Rush is starting to really FEEL it. No doubt he's having chills; runny nose, crawly skin, and abdominal pain. Before the hour is up there will be explosive diarrhea episodes that will, over the course of the next few days, leave his anus feeling raw and very sensitive. There will be a decided malodorous fecdal stench throughout his room, and on his clothes, his hair, his nails.
Add a third method to my list of constipation remedies. After reviewing that link, and hearing the music, I was able to evacuate a wonderful, steamy, fecund and malodorous pile of pale green man-mud.
.....and I'd lay bets that, beneath that poor hygiene, the hooked nose, way-yy to much malodorous body hair and poorly trimmed, yellowing nails, you're a sweetheart deep down inside, too, Shy.
Folks: take a good "scratch" on any of George's longer posts, and "sniff" the wafting malodorous scents of the derivative, the trite, and the boring. Oh...oh yes! --And while you're at it, folks, you'll find plenty of grammar and punctuation problems in her own material.
I take a steamy, hot green, alfalf-laces malodorous shit on this thread and walk on.
--------
Yes, but isn't it true that the sources could also be geological and naturally occurring with regards to Denver (not to mention other locations)? Add to that the fact that most nuclear power plants are just better at containment than Mother Nature is. "She's" just not quite as prodigious.
This is all one post:
Thank you. And once again: most nuclear power plants are just better at containment than Mother Nature is. "She's" just not quite as prodigious....
Again, Mother Nature is not nearly as prodigious in large concentrations. Chernobyl comes immediately to mind as containment lost. Apparently they are not living for generations --or are suffering horribly.
I think the concern here is over misreporting of the true chemical makeup and nature of the airborne particulates, spewed forth prodigiously for WEEKS after the attack.
Nope, old feller, you're going to have to wait. When I take that dump, it shall be prodigious. But we're on my time now, babycakes. I've earned it. Your never-ending tirades and haranguings against me have earned me that right. Continue to stew for just a bit longer, please. Oh, and thanks for listening. I find your continued responses to be ..... interesting.
Secondly, it made for some very funny posts, including some old links, a few good one-liners (even by Lechero --and it seemed to inspire him to make a prodigious "dump" of topic posts the like of which I've never seen from him).
---Metaphorically speaking, of course, since I actually DO shit on my country daily and prodigiously, thank God, as do you, Zookie, and as do we all. Fiber helps. Oh, and very soon now we'll all be eating each other's shit ---apparently they're allowing sewage for fertilizer on our farm crops. Something about it in the news the other day.
I think you're dreaming, Vox. I hardly respond to you at all. The most prodigious responses have only been recently, in which I reveal your true paternity, and that I've been fucking the corpse of your dead crack-whore of a mother. This upset you. But what can I say ....son?
I'm sure I'll think of something.
Meanwhile, hope your Chunk Noodle Thanksgiving is......prodigious....
You made a big mistake actually admitting that, Dirtbag. NEVER, EVER do that. What you said is my bread. It is my butter. It is my fine wine. It nourishes me, calms me, makes me burp, fart and shit with contentment. Knowing that I am a thorn in your side, I shall sleep more soundly, awaken refreshed, shit some more, and prodigiously. You've made my week --nay!-- my entire month!
Perhaps if you find it in your hearts, you'll look kindly upon Ol' Horsey ... maybe even smile knowingly to yourselves and shake your heads in that seemingly limitless gentle affection and tolerance that I've come to know you all for. I sometimes buck, it's true, and when I see a snake, yes, I do rear up and thrust out my hooves with my mane flaring in the wind.... And of course, sometimes, when you walk behind me, I take a prodigious dump right in your path with nary a break in my trot.
boogra:
I shit prodigiously on your words. How fucking dare you call anything James has said (or that I say) "anti-American". Those "cocksucking Arab raghead bastards", and most particularly, the "cocksucking Arab raghead bastard" with his son, had NOTHING, zip, nada to do with 9-11.
And my "gifts" should one chose to imbibe them, are prodigious (not to mention fruitful and multipliable)
You're revising history, Lil. Who's the Republican? I have attacked the Jew from day one, MONTHS ago, and you damned well know it. What's with you, Lilster? Before Roger even returned to her formerly (as Smitty) prodigious posting habits, I was always riding the Jew's ass.
I shun and shit on rules here. Prodigiously.
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If you actually read through this whole post, you deserve a Special Treat.
posted by Horsie Master at
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Nice pic. It makes me think of dogs meeting each other, which in turn makes me want to sing "Getting to know you / Getting to know all about you..."
(Hope it's OK that I looked at the pic without reading all of horse's word-gift. I gotta date tonight with a dentist's drill and I gotta keep my mind sharp.)
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