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The Morning Oats - A Bitter Cruel Substitute

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Wednesday, December 22

A submission from La Monte

Hey Horsey!

I got something for you here......it's the packaging design for Horsey Brand vaginal lubricant. I think this thing is gonna sell like hotcakes, man!

~LaMonte



Horsey Lube

posted by Horsie Master at 2:11 PM

3 Comments:

  • Fabulous! Thanks LaMonte.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:08 AM  

  • Damn, this is nice, LaMonte. Someone sure knows their way around Illustrator.
    But there are a few questions that spring to my mind. Why does the horse have what appears to be a set of labia majora as well as a set of testicles? And why is the goop splorking out of the bottle brown?
    Ah well, I just hope Horseonovich has the presence of mind to print out the page and bring it with him on his next trip to the druggist.

    -aude

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:17 AM  

  • Thanks for the kudos, my brothers from diff'rent mothers!

    Aude....that was supposed to be an oversized anus. Originally, the illustration was going to be for HORSEY-O's breakfast cereal...with big horsey stool flying out the smooshvalve and splashing down into a giant cereal bowl surrounded by hungry childrens. Too much work. I have so much to drink, and so little time.

    Brown stuff coming out of container = horse poo

    HAPPY POO YEAR To ALL!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:40 AM  

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