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Monday, December 6

Horsey-Haiku

A recent reader submitted some Horse inspired Haiku. I would like to encourage the faithful HorseBlog readers to submit some more of these - as I think they show promise. The first batch, however, was a relatively poor showing - even though it does have potential.

An anomoly
a meme most unholy
Will it never end?

What's under your nose?
do you call that a mustache?
looks more like ass hair

Horseonovich Mon
tecore Horsetecore Mon
tovich Thomas C

War Cry of the Horse
This is my bread, my manna
Peace and Love, Yee Hee

Shut up Shut up Shut
Up Shut up Shut up Shut Up
Shut up Shut up Die

posted by Horsie Master at 11:03 AM

3 Comments:

  • True poetic genius!
    Anyway, it sure beats the shitty poetry all those lesbian Goth chicks write in their LiveJournals.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:48 AM  

  • Subject shifts to Dirck
    Horse can not allow on Cruel
    Turns topic towards self

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:10 PM  

  • Dirk shows his pee pee
    and the left side of his face
    Horse shows his kitty

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:10 PM  

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