"Keep the focus on moi, and issues surrounding moi..."

I've been corresponding this delightful girl from Yahoo personals. Nothing serious, merely a light intellectual dalliance to distract, and of course to share my special gift of words with, to bring a bit of light and beauty into the otherwise dank and unenlightened interior of her mind. While she's not my equal in intellect, wit, grace, or to be frank looks, she does have a well developed sense of culture and taste. She seems quite taken with my unique expressive abilities, and has compared me favorably with Steven King. While I'm no fan of that particular hack, it's the compliment that counts. Isn't it? She's a bit moody, but she tells me she's on estrogen therapy (I'm not sure why), so maybe that has something to do with it. I'm trying my utmost to acquire her phone number, but she seems a bit shy. A shame, for my word gift excels in my elocution. I'll let all you dancing pretties know more as this shit transpires.

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Editor's note to the person who submitted this: Where did you find this lovely gem????