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Monday, December 6

Blasts from the Past

Since Horse hasn't been around this morning at cruel to post anything interesting, I will have to cull the reserves at Drudge for some old material. However, isn't there a saying "Oldies but Goodies"?? I'd have to say I agree:

As Cleaning Lady:

I am CLEANING LADY- - - I span the Bandwidth... I threaten the Throughput,

.....and DEFRAG these threadbare threads

You could say I just love to tidy things up !

So let's all don our latex gloves (or place latex expandable items on any appendage you like, really) and get to work !

As Horse:

Funny Deanie.

Again, I had nothing to do with the unmasking,though. And I am NOT Cleaning Lady. Geez! It just sort of happened. People got in touch with ME, can you believe it?! You have no idea .... none at all. But I am fine with carrying on, and having fun at cruel as well. ALTHOUGH I was gonna keep my mouth shut to keep Exeunt away from there. Now you've gone and blown the deal! ASSHAT!

Oh i see.... you are fishing to see if I will expose the traitor among you. Sorry. That isn't Cleaning Lady. That's another,who will proceed in his/her own sweet time. Please don't fish me for info. I am just sort of going along with the flow and flossing my shit-eatin' grin while you guys squirm. Hey, I do hope we can all be friends and laugh this off one day!


There are so many nuggets (McNuggets?) in the above quotes that one could be harvesting for days. I was going to bold the funny parts, but then I realized I'd just have to bold the whole goddamn post.


  • Lookit,

    I give you credit were due:



    The least you can do stop adopting my schtick.

    And these bastards could get off their asses and contribute too.

    By Blogger FoxieMoxie, at 10:00 AM  

  • Foxie - I can't access your blog by day, as I'm not able to surf via proxy server.

    So anything I post here is before having seen your blog.

    With over 400 readers a day here at the HorseBlog, we're bound to cross post information. Just consider it as a group effort to further all that is Horse.

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 10:06 AM  

  • *sob!* can't you two just be FRIENDS?

    Rog, I will suggest that searching CRUEL for stuff that occurred while you were at "fat camp" and then after you left Cruel as Smitty, will yield much grainier "wheat" for you to harvest.

    By Blogger Horseonovich, at 10:54 AM  

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