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posted by Horsie Master at
6:48 PM
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I cannot imagine what would make Horse want to shut this down!
(As Ass Phantom)"Yes, my little pretties, your cover is blown and you'll never guess who by or how it was done. The players are now the played."
"Just one thing, though: Smitty has nothing to fucking do with it. Got me? Smitty does not control me or this board. After that, I am nice. Very nice. So nice it'll make you weep. K ?"
"Aww... now I thought cruel was how we are playing it? C'mon, now ... your cover is blown, can't you just sort of laugh it off? BTW expect more friends to be logging on here, too. We're gonna have us a hootenanny ! Yeee Hee!"
(As Horse) "Cut it out troll, or I'll sick Cleaning Lady on your cruel ass. Nobody hands me anything aroundhere. By the way, I will be by later to say hello to you all. Please advise the gang."
"Gig's up for me, dude. The mis-spellings were intentional. The assmissionary as you so aptly called him, was me impersonating him."
"Just like on Drudge! I'm getting all misty with nostalgia!"
More to come!YEE fucking HEE!
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Anonymous, at 7:55 PM
Hey Roger, an new entry might be nice on main page.
Anyhoo, this edition of Horsey Revisited sees our hero on Drudge Retort.
"Anyway, I want you to know that I forwarded your comments to the Manhattan branch of the FBI, as well as the Secretary of Defense, the Assistant Secretary of Defense, The DoD Chief Information Officer, and also the Inspector General. I am awaiting their reply on how to proceed. I gave them the entire rundown of what you said, how it happened, and my personal information in case they need me for any other assistance. Have yourself a nice day, Loki. Keep thinking HAPPY THOUGHTS!"
"I actually cut short my break and logged back in, (name withheld), to tell you that was a mean-spirited thing to say. I wrote something both interesting, timely and compelling -- I can't help it if a huge number of readers (165 i think at last count) found it equally so"
"FACT: MuthaFukka, I AM COOL! -- and so I don't need to come in under other names to prove THAT."
"My intelligence is measured neither in my obviously broad intellectual range, my cuss-words, my powerful writing style, OR my deep-seeded saavy and understanding of matters political. MY intelligence is drawn from ALL these things combined, a soup if you will, to include my daring and unique juxtapositioning of the vulgar alongside the cerebral, the crass hand in hand with the elegant ... the witty in bed with the obscene."
"Thanks for chiming in, Matt... HEY sorry for so many posts in a row, but I got a bit fired up. Glad to see you back, dude. Your politics still suck, though...."
"I ran the Hudson Valley Writers Association for 8 years as its president. (NOT to be confused with the H.V W "Center" in Sleepy Hollow. NY) -- That's probably giving away more than I should about myself. I don't give a shit."
"There's no telling what Pandora's Box of hatred you will have opened here if you reveal me on this board."
"If I was there in the room with you right now, where you are, I'd give you the thrashing of your life."
"Please stop using "hehehe" at the end of saying something offensive, (name withheld to protect the innocent) It's irritating. It's dishonest. In other words: It's so *you*." Could this be the birth of 'YEE HEE!'?
"Sorry .. you've lost me. It's all gobbledegook to me."
(To Chaiyah):
"you're cute... sorry i can be a bit harsh at times"
"And I meant what I said before, I do like you "
"sorry.... i am really sorry - wont do it again ..."
"Ok .. you're sweet. And I am going swimming because it is very hot up here. I promise not to let thoughts of "ideology" get in the way of my floatatious groove ... More later ?"
"One of these days I will post a stanza or two ...."
(To 'Matt Drudge'):
"I write because you are attempting to break a covenant by revealing me. This validates my belief that you are a right-wing weasel who would have made a wonderful SS man."
"Tom Colligan is something of a misnomer. It is a nickname. There is no real Tom Colligan -- he is fictitious. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental."
"Yes, I am Tom Colligan. Yes, Sixam, you figured it out. [Yes, you still need an ass-whoopin, boy....] No, it does not change anything. I have nothing to be ashamed of. But Matt Drudge does. Otherwise, why would he have bothered to go about explaining and replying so defensively? Pushing out my name and (thank god!) *former* address and phone number is the lowest blow anyone has ever pulled on me online. Hmm. Shades of Neo-Conservatism? (Read: New Fascism?)Expect more if I am not cut off by the webmaster gestapo. Heil! "
"So I'm a liar, eh? Me a liar. Hmm. I concealed my identity. What else did I lie about, Matt?What about the layout of DRUDGE REPORT? What about placing the word TREASON on Hillary's forehead. What about clever placement of stories that appeal to (and vindicate) conservative thinkers? Impartial? Fair and balanced? HORSE BALLS!"
"Don't try to steal my Thunder, I own this board."
"Isn't history what we are sposta learn from? I AM NOT a monkey in front of a typewriter, in other words"
"Hey, I do hope we can all be friends and laugh this off one day!"
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