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Tuesday, August 23

The terms

were non negotiable.

posted by Horsie Master at 10:33 AM

32 Comments:

  • Is the earth cracking beneath his weight? And when is his breast reduction? Is this the 'before' picture?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:37 AM  

  • man boobs, man boobs, man boobs,

    uh-huh-huh.

    Hyuck!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:47 AM  

  • ...and here is horse on the set of his latest cinematic endeavor - "Fisting Lighthouse Keepers 9". Please pay attention to the trademark ass pirate porno moustache and hip-grabbing "No you Didn't" pose. This is someone who thoroughly enjoys his craft.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:49 AM  

  • My moustache brings all the boys to the yard
    And they're like, it's better than yours
    Damn right it's better than yours
    I could teach you
    But I have to charge

    I know you want it
    The thing that makes me
    What the guys go crazy for
    They lose their minds
    The way I whine
    I think it's time

    La,La,La,La,La
    Warm it up
    La,La,La,La,La
    The boys are waiting
    La,la,La,La,La
    Warm it up
    La,La,La,La,La
    The boys are waiting

    I see you're on it
    You want me to teach thee
    Techniques that freaks these boys
    It can't be bought
    Just the thieves get caught
    Watch if you're smart

    La,La,La,La,La
    Warm it up
    La,La,La,La,La
    The boys are waiting
    La,La,La,La,La,
    Warm it up
    La,La,La,La,La
    The boys are waiting

    My man-boobs bring all the boys to the yard
    And they're like, they're better than yours
    Damn right they're better than yours
    I could teach you but I have to charge


    Oh, once you get involved
    Everyone will look this way, so
    You must maintain your charm
    same time maintain your moustachio
    Just get the perfect blend
    Plus what you have within
    Then next his eyes will squint
    Then he's picked up your scent

    La,La,La,La,La
    Warm it up
    La,La,La,La,La
    The boys are waiting
    La,La,La,La,La
    Warm it up
    La,La,La,La,La
    The boys are waiting

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:52 AM  

  • This is Horse about to perform his trademark song: I'm so pretty. So pretty and witty and gay.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:53 AM  

  • RT ... Am I to assume then that this means I won't be allowed to tag any more?

    Love,
    Horsey

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:56 AM  

  • nothing is forever, Horse. Except death and taxes.

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 10:59 AM  

  • Am I to assume then that this means I won't be allowed to tag any more?

    Because of the picture, horse? I wouldn't worry about it. I mean, even Carrot Top still gets action.

    Ohhhhh, you mean tag on the "tagboard"? Never mind.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:39 AM  

  • I wax disapointical. Nobody bothered to mention or admire moi's formidable mooseknuckle. You know, it's possible that I represent a new hybrid human, hey? Best of both worlds. 238 pounds of six-foot-two Golden Hossie Love, and all you do is focus on my nipples? For shame. Shall I send you a picture of Tommy Jr. at full attention? Perhaps, perhaps, but it means emasculating my good little friend, Dirkman.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:41 AM  

  • nothing is forever, Horse. Except death and taxes.

    RT, I long for repatriation. Don't leave me haning out here in cyberspace forever, please. Thanks in advance, and oodles of GHL. --H

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:50 AM  

  • "Fisting Lighthouse Keepers 9".

    Funny shit, that entry. I did not get the big poem, though, made no sense. Work on that, whoever you are. As to moi? I am quite comfortable in my own skin ... Can anyone else, given the pics I've seen of some of you, safely say the same? Certainly not M. or O., that much is certain. Food for thought. Oh, and more pix are on their merry way, folks ... although they might get displayed in a different forum than MO. I haven't decided quite yet.

    Love,
    Ol' Hossie.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:54 AM  

  • Luigi, I lust for thee.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:46 PM  

  • Personally, I find Horse sorta sexy and he-masculine. The combination of his bulk, breasts and comely trousernipple, with those sensual sandals grounding his great body mass to the earth, give me a shiver of near-wood.

    Love,

    Jew

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:45 PM  

  • Aw shucks, Jew. That was ... well, dammit ... that was sha-WING sweet of you. Thankee. Thankee most kindly, my bagel making, hook-nosed friend. It means so much.

    --Horsey

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:35 PM  

  • Hi Jew!

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 10:21 PM  

  • Hi RT! One thing I don't understand - why does Horse so desperately want use of the tag board? It is total crap. You have no way of knowing who you are chatting with - now and then I stop by and invariably see some version of "Jew" taunting and baiting idiots left and right. Not me, of course. I rarely post a single word, except for "moi" and "yee hee" every now and then, for visual effect. What is the tag's appeal to Horse? Can he possibly be so lonely that he is desperate to chat with charlatans and retards in an awkward format wherein he is often banned by a woman he verbally abused so badly that she would gouge his eyes out if the opportunity arose? Hmmmm? Does he not know that some of the veterans of Cruel have a password protected chat space of their own? (The password is "Horsey", BTW.) Is Horse that gigantic of a loser? Really? Wow. Man-tits and all. Amazing. Love, Jew

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:01 AM  

  • Hello, you Jew,
    I love you,
    C’mon join the joyride,
    Be a joyrider.
    I take you on a skyride,
    A feeling like you’re spellbound.
    The sunshine is a lady
    Who rox you like a baby?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:20 AM  

  • Can he possibly be so lonely that he is desperate to chat with charlatans and retards in an awkward format wherein he is often banned by a woman he verbally abused so badly that she would gouge his eyes out if the opportunity arose? Hmmmm?

    I actually loved that line.

    (Preface: This is the real Horsey, posting now, BTW.)

    I'll give you a pass on the man-tits, Jew. --Doesn't much matter, the women of my life have never complained. In fact, several have tongued my nipples to varying degrees of pleasure. I think that what you folks could use is a close-up photo of moi without a shirt, so that you can all admire the muscle-tone from my thrice-weekly lifting workouts and my thrice-weekly cardio workouts. (I already know, intuitviely, that many of the ladies --not to mention a few of the boys-- are now thoroughly intrigued by what's "packing" under them thar black shorts. Patience, folks, patience. I'm working out a way to satiate your visual needs).

    A "loser", though? Moi? Jew, hast not you eyes? Hast not you a nose to smell? The real losers are the "charlatans and retards" who must now suffer the poverty of moi's non-presence. So what if a cabal of slap-happy Cruel expatriate assholes are meeting up somewhere else? (And Jew, I know this bothered you a lot more than it did moi....)

    In the first place, Jewbeans, do you recall the "gams" episode? That alone 'splains all you need to know about the folks we're dealing with: geeky types, and damned poor physical specimens. Only Ops has had the BALLS to show himself. Ops did it for a lark, and my hat's off to him. *Melodie*, on the other hand, had no choice. She knew I already had pix, so she had to pretend that it was her plan all along (although she's not the type who would EVER post pics of her hefty, bulb-nosed self if she actually had a choice. It was her BIG mistake to send me webam pix back when we were "buds". A mistake that she's tried on many levels to make MOI pay for, ever since. But you can't pray away thunder-thighs and a face & jawline that has to be enshrouded in makeup when leaving the safety of the trailer.

    I guess what I'm saying here, Jew, is that they're all way too chickenshit (yourself included, methinks?) to show themselves unless forced to (with the exception of OPS). I have no such inhibitions. I trot onwards, with or without the Tagboard.

    As John Lennon once said, "Ya don't know whatcha got / Until ya lose it...."

    I am sorry for those of you who miss my antics, and who miss watching me get bashed. I enjoyed it every bit as much as you did. Sad to see it tossed by a couple of neurotic chicks, one we've never seen (who seems to have decent lets), and one with the jawline of a French fisherman.

    YeeHee!

    Love,
    Horseonovich

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:08 PM  

  • Hey Horse, I'm not Jew.

    Love,

    Jew

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:21 PM  

  • Hey Jew,

    I already know you're not Jew. Jew told me you're not Jew. I wrote him before I started my previous post. I promised him I would not post what HE wrote, but I told him that I would post what I wrote. Here is what I wrote, to which he responded:
    -----------------------------
    >1. Was that you who posted that last entry on the Tag board under the topic with my picture?

    >2. Did you *really* like my mooseknuckle? *blush!*

    -- If that was you, than please know that I could give a flying fuck about tagboard. The reason I asked to be let back on is that it is a pleasant diversion while at work. I especially love griding Melodie's ample schnozola into the mud at times.

    Jew's Reply Witheld as a Matter of Honor and Personal Integrity (hyuck!)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:33 PM  

  • Hi Jew -

    I'm really not sure why Horse is all worked up about the demise of tagboard. And as much as I try to explain to him that FM had nothing to do with me removing it (then subsequently adding it back up) he refused to get it.

    However, your post was spot-on.

    And Horse's goading isn't going to get me to post a photo of myself for his benefit. I really don't care if he thinks I'm a wildebeast or the next Heidi Klum.

    Love ya,

    Roger

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 1:02 PM  

  • Hi RT! You're pretty!

    Love,

    A Jew

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:11 PM  

  • I'm really not sure why Horse is all worked up about the demise of tagboard.
    >p>
    RT:

    Kindly point out where I'm "all worked up", please? Besides, it ain't about "demise" of tagboard; rather, it is about the "demise" of my participation. Can you kindly 'splain why I'm still banned? That's really all I am intersted in knowing at this point. Heck, I even sent you a pic, and took the noodling like a trooper. Isn't it time some of the love was returned?

    Yours,
    Horsey

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:33 PM  

  • CLARIFICATION:

    You and Melodie both suffer from the same sort of disease, methinks. Firstly, I was not "goading" or trying to goad you into anything at all. I was merely issuing commentary. Whether or not you post pics of yourself is meaningless to me. However, I do think it cowardly of some of the pencil-dicked geeks who inhabit this microcosm to withold allowing us a peek at them for fun and commentary. Meanwhile, my life remains an open book, as do I remain your humble servant.

    Horse Smooches?

    Hyuck.

    ----H

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:37 PM  

  • "A" Jew? Not "The" Jew? I'm so confused.

    Horse, I cannot explain why you are banned as I have no actual reason. Let me think about it awhile.

    I would post a photo of myself, but I could jeopardize my job. That falls under the "things that flow into meatspace" clause...

    Roger

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 2:47 PM  

  • Hi RT. Yes, I am JEW, though there seems to also be a Jew imposter posting as well. So be it.

    Love,

    JEW

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:05 PM  

  • Imposters, there are many; but there can only be one REAL Jew.

    Just ask Jesus.

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 3:07 PM  

  • He is the "Wandering Jew", RT. I believe OPSEC may be familiar with "A Canticle for Leibowitz" -- that's our Jew. He will be here throughout and even after the carnage.

    --H

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:24 PM  

  • Horse, I cannot explain why you are banned as I have no actual reason. Let me think about it awhile. ....... I would post a photo of myself, but I could jeopardize my job. That falls under the "things that flow into meatspace" clause....

    For the upteenth time, RT, you are not the one I target here. Hey, at least you showed yer dawgs. Nice little fellers, too.

    As to the tagboard, yes, do some thinking on it. I'd like to get back to my former posting glory, see voo play. Yee Hee!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:25 PM  

  • Horse and I have the same sandals.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:29 PM  

  • Hi Raoul! Don't let that bring you down.

    -- Roger

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 3:33 PM  

  • Avec toutes les options, comment savez-vous si vous avez fait le bon choix ?Compliments, Marcell Peoria plastic surgery

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:15 AM  

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