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Thursday, August 11

Good-Bye

He lays the needle in the vein
and he asks the music to come inside
between his throat and forearm
the melody travels softly in the bones
He has closed his eyes
a battle rages in his blood
an army marches through his bowel
the intestines become warm slowly
Nothing is for you
nothing was for you
nothing remains for you
forever
He takes the needle from the vein
the melody travels out of the skin
violins burn with shrieking
harps cut the flesh
he has opened his eyes
but he is not awake
Nothing is for you
nothing was for you
nothing remains for you
forever
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Tag-board is gone for awhile, maybe permanently. However, should cruel fade to black temporarily, you can rest assured you will find it alive and well here in the interim.

For those of you who are in the know, don't forget you can always chat at the 'secret tag'.


Go back to cruel, you cunts.

20 points to whomever can name that tune.

** BTW HORSE, this was not FM's idea, it was mine (RT).

posted by Horsie Master at 9:50 AM

22 Comments:

  • ** BTW HORSE, this was not FM's idea, it was mine (RT).

    If that is the case, RT, than you have become Melodie's "pretty puppet" as well. It was a dumb idea, either way. People loved the tagboard. You've merely inconvenienced moi. Ain't no thang. I just wish you'd quit suckling her smegma-coated lips and take some initiative, hon. She's got you fooled. She is not your friend. That is all I have to say on the matter. --Horsey

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:18 PM  

  • ER ... correction. I meant her "smegma coated cunt lips". Hyuck!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:19 PM  

  • Horse, it had nothing to do with FM. It is just an experiment. I never even said it was permanent.

    Now, why don't you go wax-offical or something?

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 12:23 PM  

  • You said "maybe permanently".

    So it's NOT permanent?

    Ok, so bring it back. I hunger to abuse. I need to "cunt" somebody. Throw me a bone here, Smittonovich! Put the Tag back and restore me to my rightful place!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:25 PM  

  • How's about you getting your own circus, there, horseonovich? Or perhaps you are not bright enough to create your very own? Or, could it be that you would build it and no one would come?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:02 PM  

  • "How's about" old Hossy hasn't the time or the inclination to set the shit up. And why should moi? The shit's already set up. By the way, did I call you cunt yet? No? Ok, here goes --->> Cunt

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:10 PM  

  • Horse, until I have a good reason, Tag is down. I mean, a really good reason. I'm bored, so this is my solution right now.

    Love,

    Roger.

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 3:27 PM  

  • Roger,

    I love you too. But why shut down the tag? Is it THAT much of a burden to run it? Does it require man-hours (or should I say person-hours) and a support staff? I would have imagined such things ran themselves, and that Admins were merely the ghost in the machine, able to pounce on perpetrators against your rules, but little more. So what, exactly, is so involved here that you can't just let the damned thing run on its own? Please, splain?

    Also -- I know that I speak for others (although they'll NEVER admit it) when I say that the removal of the tagboard is a loss.

    Smittonovich, you've actually ACHIEVED something here. You've given us a meadow upon which to frolic. Be PROUD of that. And remember - your work here is not yet done.

    Please ... for GAWDsakes .... in the name of DECENCY ... Restore the tagboard.

    Yours,
    Horseonovich.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:01 PM  

  • This is your puppetmaster typing, Roger. Don't do it! Do not listen to the Horse! You must obey all that I bid!(In accordance to the contract re: your soul, sec.1, paragraph D)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:06 PM  

  • That's it Horse, BEG for it. Take a picture of yourself, down on your knees, hands clasped, tears streaming down your chubby moustachioed face.

    Oh your tears, they taste so good and satly!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:12 PM  

  • Salty, even.

    Now, on your knees, fat boy!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:21 PM  

  • I think Wells has something here, Horse.

    A remorseful photo, or something of that nature might get me to rethink my tag-board demise.

    And Horse, I haven't taken it down for any of the reasons you are wondering about (manpower, admin, etc etc...).

    It is simply an experiment, another meandering walk in the way of life. Another path I have chosen to lead you all down... amongst the ragweed and war torn cobblestones of our day to day beings. Think of it as an escape, the opening of a new door, if you will. To where, you may ask?

    Well, that I leave up to you. Make of it what you will, but remember, don't squander the gift! Life is too short to not stoop and smell the cacti from time to time. Just bring a good pair of tweezers.

    Roger

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 4:21 PM  

  • Roger, let your heart be your guide. and do not be clouded by the noises made by certain philistines. You are a bright star in the Cruel sky. I've always treated you with respect (well, for the past year or so anywayzzz....)

    Reach deep within and find that warm, golden nugget of kindness and humanity that I know is nestled snugly in the pit of your soul.

    Find and share the love. Give us our home back, that we may feel secure and loved once again.

    Nuff Fuckin Sed.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:26 PM  

  • If I get enough of a public outcry (Signing anonymous does not prove to me that you are all not Horse) it shall further make me reconsider.

    However, the weight of the reinstatement of tag rests on Horse's shoulder.

    A good apologetic photo would definitely restore tagboard.

    Now, everyone please cheer on Horse and tell him to take one for the team.

    Pip! Pip!

    Roger

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 4:29 PM  

  • I will vomit if I have to see his mug again.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:30 PM  

  • Rog,

    A photo, you say? What assurances have I?

    I may have "just the ticket", as a matter of fact. Some recent pictorial gems from my little pilgrimage. But will this be enough to satiate you?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:30 PM  

  • Please see most recent blog entry for terms.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:40 PM  

  • Most recent entry gives no terms ... you are anonymous, and you are not Roger. Fuck off.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:42 PM  

  • I apologize. I keep forgetting you are an idiot.

    You do not see "Deal With The Devil"?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:45 PM  

  • Horse,

    GO read the current blog entry.

    Roger

    By Blogger Horsie Master, at 4:53 PM  

  • Horse, GO read the current blog entry. Roger

    Rog,

    Done. No, really. And responded....

    Love,
    -H

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:05 PM  

  • Please - no more fucking tag board. it really sucked. I have been popping in now and again over the past month and all I have seen is Horse blathering about nothing and insulting people, or Tsu doh nym (or whatever) spewing out wasted words. Oh yes - cartoon bears cumming on cartoon mice or some such thing. The tag board sucks. It is useless. It deserved to die. Fuck the tag board. Fuck Horse, the cunt. Hi Tiger!

    Love,

    Jew

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:28 PM  

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