Make a deal with the devil...
I will make one offer, that if fulfilled properly, will reinstate tagboard. Here are the rules:
1) Horse must take a photo of himself with a handwritten apology and expression of his saddness of the loss of tag and date it on a piece of paper that he will include in said image.
2) Said image is to be delivered to Roger_That and the list of people on the circle jerk email.
3) Said image will be posted at MO.
4) IF all terms and conditions are met properly prior to 5pm EST tomorrow (that is August 12th) Tag Board will go back up without further adieu.
*** Any other tag-posters that feel the urge to include a funny photo of themselves and some sort of handwritten note (that is up to you what it says) will only improve the chance of tag coming back. For all of you who are NOT horse, "Fuck You Smitty" and other such insults are fair game for the sign.
Note to Horse: The only reassurance I can give you that I will reinstate tag if these conditions are met, is my good word. I have never banned a soul here at Tag, and I stand behind my deals. I would sign it in blood, but I'm not sure that would come through. You have the freedom to publicly bash me at cruel if I renig on my side of the deal. You meet the above 4 conditions, and tag goes back up as soon as I see the image.
Satan has spoken.
1) Horse must take a photo of himself with a handwritten apology and expression of his saddness of the loss of tag and date it on a piece of paper that he will include in said image.
2) Said image is to be delivered to Roger_That and the list of people on the circle jerk email.
3) Said image will be posted at MO.
4) IF all terms and conditions are met properly prior to 5pm EST tomorrow (that is August 12th) Tag Board will go back up without further adieu.
*** Any other tag-posters that feel the urge to include a funny photo of themselves and some sort of handwritten note (that is up to you what it says) will only improve the chance of tag coming back. For all of you who are NOT horse, "Fuck You Smitty" and other such insults are fair game for the sign.
Note to Horse: The only reassurance I can give you that I will reinstate tag if these conditions are met, is my good word. I have never banned a soul here at Tag, and I stand behind my deals. I would sign it in blood, but I'm not sure that would come through. You have the freedom to publicly bash me at cruel if I renig on my side of the deal. You meet the above 4 conditions, and tag goes back up as soon as I see the image.
Satan has spoken.
posted by Horsie Master at
4:31 PM
25 Comments:
Dear Smitty,
I am sorry, but your terms are unacceptable. This, then, ends the era of a "public" tagboard, I suppose. Waxing bereaved-ical.
I will say that I had one or two pics that might have been funny enough to warm your heart to reinstate taggin'. But these terms will not be met. I find it regrettable that you had to dictate such assinine terms.
Guess this ol' Hossy's gonna hafta trot on now, to other pastures. Unless you care to alter your terms to something far more acceptable.
I bear you no ill-will, Smitty. It is only Melodie whose grave I shall one day piss on. I always thought you were a decent enough sort, once I got to know you. Be well, go with Gawd.
To everyone else (Melodie not included, natch!), I wish you all good things, health and happiness. Queeg, learn to be a little less -umm- dumb, willya? You really lower the bar. Cates, I'll write you privately from time to time. Everyone else? Well, we'll all meet again on the high prairie one day. Or during my occasional visits to Cruel.
~sniff!~
Yours,
Ol' Hossy.
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Anonymous, at 5:01 PM
How do you spell that laughing-out-loud-at-a-fool sound...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! or something like that...?
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Anonymous, at 8:20 PM
Hey Horse,
I've decided 2 vacation photos might do the job. Afterall, I didn't expect you to meet the terms - but you can't blame me for trying.
Roger
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Horsie Master, at 9:56 AM
I've decided 2 vacation photos might do the job. Afterall, I didn't expect you to meet the terms - but you can't blame me for trying....Roger
This may be something I can consider. Let me have the weekend to mull it over. In the meantime, if you feel generous, you might want to give us a tag to use til Monday. I mean, you can always pull it again if I fail to deliver. I may have two or even three "goodies" that will satiate all your ravenous appetites for silly Horse pix. Please be kind though, folks. Try not to PhotoShop them TOO, too muck, kay?
I love all my pretties!
--H
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Anonymous, at 10:15 AM
P.S.
YeeHee!
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Anonymous, at 10:16 AM
Horse,
This offer may expire at any time, so I suggest you get on it. I'm just as liable to go back to my original line of thinking and leave the tag down forever. I'm just looking for incentive here...that is all.
Roger.
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Horsie Master, at 10:22 AM
Understood, Smittonovich. But I need to make clear, I am quite busy these days, so it may take some time for me to actually sit down and get it done. I ask that you suspend your highly volatile "woman's perogative" for a short spell, and exercise waxing patience-ical. I commute and have tons of to-dos for the weekend.
All I'm axing is for some tagging "crumbs" that will sustain us til Monday. If I can get something to you sooner, I will. Can't you just be kind?
With Love,
Hossie.
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Anonymous, at 10:33 AM
How hard is it to send an email??
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Anonymous, at 12:16 PM
Sorry Horse,
I've already compromised my original deal, so I'm going to have to stick to my guns here. Once I receive the photos, tag goes back up. With modern innovations like a digital camera, and email, this should take no more than 5 minutes of your time.
Sinerely,
Roger/Horse/Smitty
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Horsie Master, at 1:55 PM
Not to worry, Smittonovich. However, I won't be home til late, but who knows, you may get a nice Email surprise over the weekend.
YeeHee!
--Horsey
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Anonymous, at 3:37 PM
I'll be waiting with baited horse-breath.
Roger
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Horsie Master, at 3:49 PM
I can't believe horse got the tag board hosed again.
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Anonymous, at 1:02 PM
I can not decide who to root for in this hen pecking party. In a way I want to fire them all and hire some wetbacks to do the job.
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Anonymous, at 2:55 PM
Smittonovich,
Considered. Deal's off. Fuck it, won't do it. Guess that kills the tag, huh? A shame.
Seeya!
--H.
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Anonymous, at 12:02 PM
Just remember: Horsey loves *all* his pretties. Horsey just ain't gonna play this particular game. So fuck of, pretties!
YeeHee!
(hyuck!)
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Anonymous, at 12:03 PM
DOES anybody actually like Horse? I find him to be an idiot and a windbag who needs to get cancer soon. Is there a Horse lover in the audience, and if so....why?
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Anonymous, at 4:58 PM
Put it this way meg. We may not like him much, but we like horsey far more than we like you. Please die soon. You are painfully ugly. Thanks for listening.
--a. frend
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Anonymous, at 8:47 AM
Alas, poor Tagboard, I knew him well. I wish both Roger and Melodie would make like a pair of dyke "Ophelias" and just float breathlessly on down the stream.
You have broken this old pony's great big, loving heart. Alas, I must to my own self be true.
YeeHee!
GH Love to ALL my pretties,
Still sufferin' them slings 'n arrows (hyuck!)
I remain affectionately
Yours Lonesome,
- - - Horsey'vich.
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Anonymous, at 1:58 PM
hyuck! hyuck! hyuck!
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Anonymous, at 2:00 PM
If you are so lonesome and sad, then make your own board and quit whining. Seriously. Do it. I triple-dog dare you. Meanwhile we are having a ton of fun where we are. Yeehee!
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Anonymous, at 2:12 PM
Horesy has been getting a bit uppity lately. Nothing that a little GHL couldn't fix though.
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Anonymous, at 5:44 PM
Excuse me?
If you are so lonesome and sad, then make your own board and quit whining.
Um, where exactly was I whining, Melodie? I did not see moi whining. I reviewed all the writing and all I see is moi having fun with words, words, words. YeeHee!
--Still waiting for the opportunity to lovingly piss on your double-wide grave, you simpering cunt.
Love,
Horsey
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Anonymous, at 8:34 AM
ROGER!
What's up with the "This Account Has Been Suspended" stuff on the tag? Are you soliciting for fundature? I thought those things wuz free, and also didn't cost nothing? If you need a cunt-ribution, perhaps you should poll the audience?
Hyuck!
Luv,
Hossie
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Anonymous, at 8:37 AM
By the way, Roger, it's a shame you did not get to see the photos. Some were nudies of li'l ol' moi. Spinning and pumping iron, it seems, have added their benefits to my already rock-hard, well-sculpted physique --all of which adorns a plump surprise 'twixt moi's muscled gams.
Heck, even *I* was surprised! Alas, a Dirckman-style exhibitionist I'm not. The pics are kept on a solitary floppy disk, and will only be viewed by those closest to moi, for fun, some day in future --when society has learned to shed its hangups and constraints, and we all bask in free and flowing golden love, be it "horsey-style" and otherwise.
However, having said all that, I must add that I do have some less provocative pics which I may make available in the not too distant future. But their public inclusion amongst Internets Horsey Folklore will be determined by moi, for moi, and at the discretion and pleasure of moi, wheever moi deems it fitt'n 'n proppah.
And so, my pretties, I bid you all fondue once again. I will chime in from time to time. Roger, I wish you well. Melodie, you're a trooper old girl. Perhaps if you shed some poundature, and learn to pluck your brows without causing those unsightly red irritations, we can someday yet become old chums, as I do believe Gawd meant for us to be.
Until then, YeeHee and Oreo Fwar. Know that I am always with you, and so it shall always remain.
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Anonymous, at 11:15 AM
go away, Horse.
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Anonymous, at 12:23 PM
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