Ode to my boobies

O, wonderful boobies
you're so lush and so nice
the way that you sway
is sure to entice

You fill up my tshirts
and bras with aplomb
men cannot look at them
and still remain calm

You're soft like a pillow
yet you're firm when you must
O, wonderful mammaries
such an object of lust

You have a large crevice
actually, one of the best
it is very well suited
for a penis to rest

And nothing looks better
on my two favorite girls
than a long beaded strand
of the whitest of pearls